It needs not Scribbles to come from her sick bed to tell you that the curses of society come in waves of fashion.
When I was a youngster (300 bc approx) society was very worried that we’d shag ourselves out of existence. The message that sex = death was played at us from every direction, and condoms were chucked around like sweeties.
A couple of years later, society wasn’t so worried about AIDS anymore, and began to believe that its downfall would come from drugs. And dropping an E was as bad as injecting heroin. We were doomed, they said, doomed, doomed. I worked in Theatre in Education at this time, and there were a lot of grants available for teaching kids why they shouldn’t smoke, swallow, or inject anything that the big drug companies couldn’t profit from.
And now we’re worried about our binge-drinking culture. Well, here’s something. It’s about bloody time. Because whilst down the years health authorities have busied themselves wagging their fingers over drugs and stuffing condoms in kids’ pockets, kids have always been occupying themselves with getting pissed as much and as often as they could. Not every kid. But more kids drink than have sex or take drugs, and that is for two reasons. One, drink is easier to get hold of than sex or drugs. And two, no one until now has been that bothered by it.
In my sixth form days, there were more of us turning up with regular hangovers than not. At University, if you didn’t drink even the professors thought you weird. In work, socialising meant going down the pub. If you’re interested in sport, you must watch it down the pub, or open a few cans at home. Weddings, funerals, christenings, let’s get pissed. Birthdays, let’s get smashed. Christmas, New Year’s Eve, wasted. It’s not so much that society says it is OK to get pissed, more that it says you’ve got to. You’re a bit boring, aren’t you, a bit snobbish if you don’t want to end up with your head down a toilet bowl at the end of an evening? Why would we want to educate kids about alcohol when it’s the stuff of social life in this country.
And so of all the bad things that come with drink, the domestic violence, the lost potential, the ill health, what is it that had finally drawn society’s attention to the danger of drink? Yobbishness. Come on, all this worry over the licensing laws encouraging more people to drink, it’s not because there is a final realisation that society ought to take a more balanced approach in its attitude towards alcohol. It’s because they’re frightened the kids are getting out of control. Binge drinking, under-age drinking, all fine as long as it’s quiet and out of the way. But hoards of drunken young people, stumbling, puking, shouting along our streets, well that’s not on is it? The anarchy of getting pissed en masse attracts some, terrifies others. The chaos of it is scary. All that youthful sexuality, dressing up, and losing their heads. What would mother say?
Except, hang on. I don’t remember said people being the ones who demanded, built, and paid for the “entertainment” areas in our cities. Whose idea was it exactly to give over whole streets of city centres to a bunch of pubs? And what did they expect? That the pubs would put profits behind responsibility, and that the people who went to the pubs would have the odd glass of wine and then sip at water for the rest of the night before going home to a cup of cocoa? I might be wrong, but I have a sneaky suspicion that the whole idea of these places was to actually attract masses of people and make huge profits by getting them pissed. And yet somehow The Yobbish Culture this has created is the fault of The Youth Of Today. Anybody would think that today’s generation, unlike all previous generations who happily took the pledge, were born with some unique rogue gene that makes them hedonistic ruffians. They held a gun did they, this generation, to the heads of the drink industry? Made them sell them booze until oblivion levels are reached?
Nope, oddly, it’s the older, more responsible, less yobbish generation that is pouring the booze into the mouths of babes.
The danger to society does not come from people getting out their heads on Friday and Saturday nights, it comes from the power of big business and society’s complicity in their money-grabbing exploits. Whilst it shakes it’s head in shock and despair at displays of drunken wantonness, at the same time society makes it as easy as possible for its citizens to get totally smashed. It sanctions what it condemns. Messing with our heads, whilst taking our cash.
We could do with a bit of a reality check about the effects of alcohol throughout society, and look at what happens behind closed doors as well as on our streets.
And yet obviously our streets are messed up by fun-loving, puking, young people types, and properly handled I do think the 24 hour drinking licences could be of use. They could help stop the bedlam on the streets at chucking out time, make it easier to get transport home, stop the mad binges to beat Last Orders. I’m a bit ancient now to be toddling down Broad Street in a tiny dress and high heals, but on the occasions when I’m out on the town, it would be nice to have a drink after midnight myself, without having to go to a nightclub. I don’t believe, actually, that the change to the licensing laws will enhance our tendency to binge drink or create the downfall of society as we know it. Just because you give a 24 hour licence to a pub, doesn't mean that we force people to drink for 24 hours.
Yet if we’re a bit worried about where we are going with all this boozing, well then there are a few things we could do. One, tackle attitudes towards alcohol in schools and chuck the kind of money at it that we spend on campaigns about sex, drugs, and cigarettes. Two, be as hard on booze sponsorship as we have been on cigarette sponsorship and advertising, to try and break our automaton response to big events and getting pissed. Three, get the drink industry to be more responsible – if we can scare them into submission over having smokers in their pubs, then we can do it over serving pissed people another drink. We mustn’t let media hysteria about drunken yobs fool us as to who is the real trouble maker here. Remember, big business kills, but a yob is just a young person who’s too young to know better.
Now, that was a long post I’m off for a… oh shit, I’ve left my fags down the pub.