TERMINATOR SALVATION: THE WORLD IN 2018
Scribbles is heartened to be able to report that in post-apocalyptic 2018, women still wear make-up and have long glossy hair. It is good to know that Frizz Ease survives nuclear blasts. I think it's important to keep some standards, even if you're losing the desperate fight against a global war to prevent the termination of the human race.
Also, in 2018 people no longer swear. Not even when a great big bloody scary terminating machine creeps up and scares the shit out of you. In a world where humans are crushed, enslaved, hunted down and made to live like rats in sewers, nobody utters a single "fuck". This is progress of sorts, I would say.
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It's good to see we are more highly evolved. At least in some things I suppose.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS?!
ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL? I'M NOT COMING BACK ON THIS BLOG UNTIL YOU ARE GONE!
No swearing makes a lot of sense. When that great big bloody scary terminating machine creeps up and scares the shit out of you, you better don't waste time on swearing when making yourself scarce is the only trait that counts.
Darwin rules...
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