TV TO MAKE YOU FEEL REALLY CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF
Supersized v Superskinny - 8pm C4
Trinny and Susannah Meet Their Match - 8pm ITV1
Gok Wan: Too Fat Too Young - 9pm C4
Naked - 9pm BBC3
IMPORTANT MEMO
BRITAIN, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INADEQUATE, SELF-LOATHING, BADLY DRESSED, UNDERWEIGHT FAT BASTARDS WITH DISGUSTING HABITS SUCH AS PUTTING MAKE-UP ON YOUR FACE AND WEARING CLOTHES.
NOW TAKE EVERYTHING OFF SO THAT TV CAN SAVE YOU.
ALL HAIL THE TV PRESENTER.
YOU MUST ALLOW THEM TO HUMILIATE YOU BEFORE THE NATION TO MAKE YOU INTO SOMEONE WHO IS LESS SHIT.
OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE.
6 comments:
Naked--thought you meant the Mike Leigh film 'til I looked it up.
Mind you that wouldn't make you feel to good about yerself either.
Notice on your twitter thing you say:
"i should do more with my evenings than sit on settee watching telly and twittering about it. too cold to contempla te movement though."
aye -- it's fucking freezing in wor hoose at the moment as well -- scared to put the fucking heating on (cost).
well get yourselves down here to Melbourne where we have a week of 40 degrees celsius
(I think that's 110 in your fahrenheit degrees).
Trin & Suse would have to get nude to tolerate it and there is no ensemble that is comfortable.
I loathe them.
Hi Scribbles, jus wanna bring to your notice, a Birmingham boy whose photos are fantastic, and he's pretty cute too -
Jez Coulson
my close pal Ann oDyne links to him. she is trying to figure out how to put Twitter on her blog like you have.
if I got the link from somewhere better than my memory, it would have worked.
Jez Coulson, Reportage Art
it's worth the click.
Bwca - thank you for the link. I just spent some time on his site and he is aammaazing. A Birmingham lad done good! Thank you!
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