BBC NEWS 24: BREAKING NEWS UNTIL IT HURTS
NEWSREADER:
Reports just in that there is a huge plume of black smoke spreading over London from a large fire on 2012 Olympics site. I believe we have an eye witness; what can you see there?
EYE WITNESS:
A huge plume of black smoke.
NR:
When did the huge plume of smoke appear?
EW:
About an hour ago.
NR:
And how big a plume of smoke was it then?
EW:
It started off quite small, but grew to be huge.
NR:
What shape is it taking?
EW:
A plume shape.
NR:
And what can you see now?
EW:
A huge plume of black smoke.
NR:
Is it bigger now then it was an hour ago?
EW:
About the same.
NR:
And is the plume of smoke still black?
EW:
Yes.
NR:
Has it always been black?
EW:
Yes, it's a huge plume of black smoke
NR:
And can you smell anything?
EW:
Yes. Smoke.
NR:
That's our eye witness, at the scene, telling us about the huge plume of black smoke that's spreading over London. Stay with BBC NEWS 24 as we bring you more eye witness accounts of this breaking story until some proper news comes along or until you gauge your own eyeballs out in desperation, whichever comes first.
4 comments:
Maybe it is really just a huge plume of black smoke, and we could all have a few, watch some telly and retire to bed.
Anyhow, I hope it is nothing serious.
It was nothing serious at all, much to the disapointment of the Great British Press.
That's hilarious, I can't figure out if you made it up or if it's actual, either is believable.
I can tell you, it was almost beyond parody!
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