A Choir Sings A Complaint Song For Birmingham
Altogether now...
“Why does my computer take so very long?
Why can’t the bus driver talk to anyone
And why is the beer so expensive in town?
I want my money back,
My job is like a cul-de-sac,
And the bus is too infrequent at 6.30.
Why don’t they pay me more?
Life was good before
And I am thirsty.”
Courtesy of the man Will himself, and dedicated to Kim who will soon find out for herself!

1 comment:
The bus driver must not be distracted by idiots asking silly questions.
Beer prices have all that advertising factored into them.
Everybody's job is a shit.
I had a teacher years ago who used to mime a sad violinist when confronted with pointless whining.
Buses everywhere should be smaller and more frequent, and possibly free (it would be more economical than the alternatives).
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