Germany win! Hurrah!
I'd have thought it would have felt odd to have cheered on Germany, but it didn't. Maybe it was because Germany played in white like England. Maybe it was because the game felt like an England game with its almost total lack of excitement. Or maybe cheering on the German team felt so natural because I hate and detest with a gushing, unrelenting, near heartbursting passion, the Argentinian football team.
I hate hate hate them. To lose against them is not just to have to swallow defeat, but to also suffer their taunts. Every team celebrates a win, but Argentina like a matador skewing the bull long after it lies dead and bleeding on the dusty ground, use victory it as a weapon to wound their opponents still further. They have absolutely no sense of sportsmanship and no sense of what, other than winning, makes football the great game it is. Playing them leaves a bad taste in the mouth, win or lose.
Although I prefer to see them lose, just like they did today. Hurrah!
But best of all though, oh yes, best of all, is that if we play Germany in this World Cup it will be in the final. I do believe that when England hosted Euro '96 it was Germany who kicked us out in the semi-finals. I remember it hurt. It hurt bad. I also remember saying that when next we play against Germany and they are the hosts that we will crush them into the ground as far as the depths of hell and wrench from their grasping thieving hands the prize that was ours by right.
Oh Klinsmann. Ye shall taste of our pain. Once you took the cup from our Queen and so shall we smite you down and take it back.
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German win good. Germans more restrained in their celebrations in Toronto. Annoy Robert less.
And weren't Argentina bad losers?
It was left to the Ukrainians to show them how to lose gracefullt.
Ohy, what a great post, Scribbles. The Hand of God! The bastards don't like it up 'em, do they :o) Well done the Germans!
But, today... ooer! C'mon Franky Boy, get those shootin' boots on.
Well, let's hope we get through today.
Although the fact that Frank Lampard has been passed as fit does not fill me with hope.
If nothing else, the Jorman victory means we are spared further camera cutaways to that bloated wax-work Stalinist dwarf (and cheatiest cheating bastard) sitting up on his cushions in the stand.
Peter Tatchell is my Queen.
"bloated wax-work Stalinist dwarf (and cheatiest cheating bastard)" But who can you mean?
What got me was before the match those boffins on ITV were all smugly saying how good the Argies were and that Germany would surely lose. After the game, when the Argies were shown to be nothing special, all of that was quietly forgotten as they talked up Germany.
Give me the BBC any day.
Prediction for today... Lampard will hit form and score two. Beckham will miss lots of free kicks. Rooney will get one in. Portugal will crumble under the weight of the sheer skill and blandness of England's football.
Is this where you predict the score for today then?
Alright then.
3 - 1 to the England.
Another penalties shambles. And to be fair, England haven't done enough to have progressed any further. Oh well, we've seen it all before and no doubt will see it all again.
Can someone explain how Lampard got to the top of the list for penalties?
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Dear Will,
Please accept my empathy for the enormous suffering that you are enduring. Your well-crafted comment makes me weep with sadness, but also makes me weep with the pride of knowing that you are out there having so much fun.
I wish I could do it so many times in a row...
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